*frantically commissions all my favorite artists to draw this*
this is literally my whole deal
this is too kind i hope to be this
go on anon & describe my aesthetic
encountering legionary assassins with boone as your companion
Mare sheltering a fawn.
oh my GOD
"don’t worry tiny horse, i will protect you"
(source: The Atchison Globe, May 15, 1878.)
(source: The Atchison Globe, May 16, 1878.)
This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!
a vine by meshal al jaser
Jesus this is gold
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.
I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.
why he copy me
There’s an app called “ZZZ Sleepy Time” which helps you sleep closer to a cycle. So if you click “I’m going to sleep now” it takes you to a bunch of different times when you should wake up in order to sleep for a complete cycle. But the best part is when you click on the time you want to wake up it automatically sets alarm for you and then it gives you nice messages like “have a great day!” Its cute :>
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.