tagged → #me

japhers:

violently Filipino Cecil because yaaaaas

"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
tagged → #words #yes yes wow yes

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

tagged → #perennial favorite
"I got lost in the night, without the light
of your eyelids, and when the night surrounded me
I was born again: I was the owner of my own darkness."
— Pablo Neruda, from Sonnet LVII of 100 Love Sonnets
(Translated by Stephen Tapscott)
tagged → #words

hello are you a ufo

hello are you a ufo

tagged → #me
tagged → #gif #oh okay

buttwyatt:

dwayne ‘the mineral’ johnson, jesus christ marie

"Like I said before, not all Followers are good with people."

tagged → #love of my life

good things: it finally started raining, my ipsy bag came and is awesome, tomorrow is my day off

not-so-good things: i beat ac4 and it was disappointing

monetizeyourcat:

equesting:

Kota (dog) and her adopted baby Balto.They still cuddle and play together to this day,and Balto is now 4 years old (2 months in this pic)

this is a really cute photo because goats don’t really “bite” things or other animals like this normally as a form of play (they sometimes “nibble” them to palpate them with their lips, out of curiosity about their textures). so that’s something this baby goat learned from its dog mom

monetizeyourcat:

equesting:

Kota (dog) and her adopted baby Balto.They still cuddle and play together to this day,and Balto is now 4 years old (2 months in this pic)

this is a really cute photo because goats don’t really “bite” things or other animals like this normally as a form of play (they sometimes “nibble” them to palpate them with their lips, out of curiosity about their textures). so that’s something this baby goat learned from its dog mom

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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tagged → #i am pingu always