At gunpoint everybody loves you!!
Tonight’s Gender of the night is: AWESOME SKELETON HELL ROCKING CHAIR
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
Our captain, everyone.
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
Today’s Gender of the day is: Accessible only by authorized personnel
ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something. I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this
please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him
I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do
i’ve got the permanent morbs
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen