At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the night is: AWESOME SKELETON HELL ROCKING CHAIR

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the night is: AWESOME SKELETON HELL ROCKING CHAIR

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

tagged → #about me #intro post
tagged → #about me #drugs cw
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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Accessible only by authorized personnel

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Accessible only by authorized personnel

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wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

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ashfirin:

please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him

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unbuttonedinawood:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era
I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

i’ve got the permanent morbs

unbuttonedinawood:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era

I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

i’ve got the permanent morbs

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what i look for in a partner:

beesmygod:

  • haunted
  • skeleton
  • moon
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32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

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gaydtr:

this is the funniest fucking interview i have ever seen

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