yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

tagged → #about me #is this not me
the year according to tumblr
  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the night is: AWESOME SKELETON HELL ROCKING CHAIR

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the night is: AWESOME SKELETON HELL ROCKING CHAIR

tagged → #about me #forever
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
tagged → #about me #food cw

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

tagged → #about me #intro post
tagged → #about me #drugs cw
tagged → #about me

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Accessible only by authorized personnel

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Accessible only by authorized personnel

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wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

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ashfirin:

please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him

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unbuttonedinawood:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era
I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

i’ve got the permanent morbs

unbuttonedinawood:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era

I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

i’ve got the permanent morbs

tagged → #about me